Oh wow. Birthday celebrations DO last for a week. My supposedly-twentieth birthday was on January 29, but i had six cakes this year. That makes 12 big candles. IM 120! Gosh.. Thts vr vr old!

Actually i really wanna thank everyone who surprised me with parties and poured me with lovely gifts and THREW cakes at me! Haha. Grossified but okay ler.. I had loads of fun! Thank u so much ok!

Love all of u!

*Phew im tired.*

Im tired. And exhausted. And annoyed. And furious.

I woke up 9.15am this morning, by the usual irritating babbling of my oh-so-great grandma. Shit! One more hour to make it to my first class! Tht leaves me half an hour to get ready and another half hour for my journey to college. It must be the medication! Shitttt! For once, im actually thankful tht my grandma's "opera" woke me. Y'see, i usually take a 30mins bath and 30mins breakfast bfore i leave for college. Half hour..is... err.. pretty impossible!

So i stumbled outta bed n quickly brushed my teeth, shampooed my hair, wash my face, got dressed n ran downstairs. Grabbed a piece of cheese, ran to my car, started my car engine n sped off like a mad driver. So i was drivin drivin, then as i was approachin da toll i reached out to the little compartment i usually kept my Smart Tag. *Empty!!!* Shit! Then i checked my other drawer. *Empty!!!* Argh. Shit!!! Did an extremely dangerous turn towards the Cash counters to join the line of God-knows-how-many-million cars. Argh.

Fine fine. Stay calm. Panic do no good. So i patiently queued up to pay at THREE "ever-so-efficent" toll counters and sped away at 140km/hr. So i was approaching campus. Glanced at my clock. 9.56am. Phew! Still in time. When it was almost my turn to enter the parking lot, i reached out for d other compartment whr i usually kept my seasons parkin card. *Not thr!* Shit! In my purse. *Nope.* Shit! Dig dig my entire bag. *No luck!* Shit!!! Okay fine, take a ticket and pay a blood-suckingly-handsome amount of parking fees then! And parked all da way down the darn P3!

Take a deep breath....... I tried to imagined the Yoga's instructor's voice. FUhhhh.

Wait wait wait. The lift was takin forever. Argh. 8 floors are too much to climb. Nope. Mayb i shld sms Nads or Kwokkeong to save me a seat in class. I put my hands deep into my bag n started feeling for my handphone. Hmm no? I checked d other pocket. NO! I forgot my phone! Shit! Arghhh y'see im highly dependent to my handphone. Havin a handphone with me somehow gives me a sense of security. And besides, i'll hafta meet my mom 6pm to give my sick aunt a visit in da hosp! We hadnt set da venue! So how are we gonna contact each other without phones? Shit!!!!

The lift indicator blinked. The doors opened. Ahh finally! Thr was this quite-goodlookin hospitality kid in thr. Ahh an eye-candy, somethin good for a change. He smiled at me as i stepped into da lift so i smiled back. "8th floor please?" He reached out for da button. And suddenly everythin went pitched black! Argh not again! I realize i forgot my watch as well. Oh great. "Excuse me wht time is it now?" "9.10 i think." Shit! I have been fashionably late for many of Salvi's classes and last night i made myself a promise tht i will b punctual today. Sigh! Mayb its fate. After a few mins, the lights came back n it started moving again. Thank goodness.

8th floor. The guy left earlier saying "Nice to meet u" (Nice? I hope he doesnt know i m the one bringin him the bad luck. Im sure he wouldnt b stuck in the lift if someone else was in thr with him.) I rushed out to the usual Environmental Science classroom and opened the door. Everyone's just chilling. Tutorials. Darn, its tutorials today. I forgot, and got so stressed out about being punctual. Nevermind. I walked into the class and almost tripped. In front of a whole lot of seniors. Shit! How humiliating! I regained my balance n realize tht my bag got hooked up with the darn doorknob. Argh. "Nice move!" "Wah Miss Evil damn Yao Yeng hor!" I smiled weakly. No mood for tht now.

Oh well, good thing is tht the rest of my class (n other classes) went on pretty smoothly. Jo was kind enough to loan me her hp to inform Mom n Liseong abt not having my hp with me.

Okay, so i went to McD's at 5.45pm to wait for my mom. Reasonably early. All as planned. Get a twister fries during da 15 mins wait. Not all tht bad. Hmm so i waited n i waited n i waited n i waited. N waited n waited n waited n waited. Remind ya, i dont have my hp. Neither do i have a watch. I am sure it was past 6pm already but i dont know how late it was. So i waited patiently while reading my History books.

Three Malay guys who were in their mid-20s i guess approached me. They sat down. Shit! I stared at them like they were crazy but it obviously had no effect.
"Ah Moi, banyak cantik ahh?"
Shit!*Ignore ignore*
"Ah Moi, pukul berapa sekarang?"
*Ignore ignore*
"Pukul berapa lahh?"
"Takde jam."
"Jangan action lah! Mesti ade punyeee.."
*One guy who chose the seat next to me held up my left wrist and looked for a watch* Shit!
"Takde jam lah!" as i pulled my hand away.
"Betul ke?"
*Ignore ignore*
"Ok lah, tapi tangan adik banyak lembut lah." and took my hand again. Shit shit shit!
Pulled away. "Jangan kacau."
"Ehh actionnye! Jangan action lah! Mau kawan kawan saje. Boleh kan?"
*Ignore ignore.* Stood up and walked up to the cashier. "Excuse me sir, i dont know those guys but theyre bothering me."
"So? Wht u want me do ahh?"
Argh. "Cant u ask them to leave?"
*Stared at me blankly* Darn him! @*&!@$@*%&
Then i spotted the branch manager and told him the very same thing. Fortunately he was nice and told them to leave or he'll call the police. Phew.

Okay im quite determined to leave now but i was afraid tht my mom would come anytime soon. Okay mayb i shld wait for awhile. And besides, the guys are still somewhr out thr. Chatting by their bikes. Near my car! I hope they didnt know it was my car! So i stay la, at least got tht branch manager right! Read my notes until habis ady, the sky also dark ady, mom not here yet. Finally the branch manager past by and so i asked him for the time. 7.50pm. HuRH? So late ady ar? Ive been waitin for so long! My goodness. Tht guy asked if i was waitin for someone, and i told him yes but i think i was goin to leave. He offered to escort me to my car in case the guys are still arnd. I thanked him n drove home.

I came home. Noone's home. I checked for my auto-gate remote ctrl n the front door's keys. Fuh luckily got! At tht vr moment i couldnt believe my luck. At least can masuk rumah! I came in and called my mom.
"Hello mi, whr ya?"
"WHR ARE U?"
Shit! Doesnt sound good.
"Ive been waitin for...."
"I CANT FIND U! WHR ARE U?"
"Mi, i waited for more than 2 hrs?"
"WHO ASK U GO SO EARLY?"
"I thought u said 6?"
"No! I said 6.30!"
"Even so, u shldve been thr at 6.30 rite? Its 8plus now!"
"WHY COULDNT U WAIT A LITTLE LONGER?"
"Ive been waitin for so long.. And got some malay guys disturb me, im so scared... I tot u forgotten and ive got no phone...So..."
"Yea whatever! Im busy u know! Waste my time!"
*Click*
She hung up on me. Again. Argh. Sometimes i really cant stand her. She was late, its her fault. And i got the scolding! Arghh.

The hse phone rang. It was Jo. She said Liseong was looking for me everywhr n tht he was darn worried tht i was missing. Okay, so i called Liseong n told him everythin. Fine, then he asked me to call Nads bcoz he called her to check if i was with her. Okay i hung up. The phone rang immediately. It was Nads. She was darn worried. She even called Bryan and Kwokkeong to check on me. Phew at least im still loved!

Okay, after tht Kwokkeong came to my hse to pass me another birthday cake (or jelly) and another birthday gift. And so since then ive been typing this to release my stress and anger. All the worst happened today. Lets hope tmr will b a better day!


P/s: Word-of-the-day: SHIT!

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I was just watchin Xtreme Body Parts on Animal Planet. And as usual, thrs da countdown.

DID YKNOW?

#10 If yre left ear is longer than yre right ear, it means tht yre more of an analytical n logical person. And if yre right is longer, it means tht yre more of an emotional n artistic person. Becoz it reflects the dominant side of yre brain.

#9 The corpse of the "Ape Man" tht derived the theory of the Evolution of Mankind is actually, err.. not tht quite accurate. Bcoz it had been discovered tht it is actually the skull of a man, the jaws of an ape, and the teeth of a hippo tht were buried together abt 500years ago! And scientist and archaelogists still wonderin why they were all buried together.

#8 People show their canine teeth only under two circumstances - when they are happy (to smile) and when they show their "fear face" (to scare ppl off). Male animals show their canine teeth both to impress the females, and also to scare their male opponents. Pretty similar huh?

#7 In Britain, thrs this woman with 9-inches long fingernails. She grew it within 3 years and it takes 3 bottles to paint all her nails. Theyre so long she cant button up her shirts. Wonder why she wanted them! Scarynyee...

#6 Yr foot is probably 15% of yr body length. But thanks to our 'new n improved' diet, our feet are 'evolving' throughout the the centuries. From size 3 in year 1900 to the average size of 7 or 8 today. And its still growing! Wooo~ Bigfoots!

#5 Our arms are 6% of our entire bodyweight. And arms of male crabs make up 65% of their bodyweights. No wonder they can walk on their arms so easily.

#4 The tongue of an anteater is almost 2 feet long and is covered with white sticky mucus. Eeeeew... Human tongue is only 2 inches long by average. Phew! Thnk goodness!

#3 The Giant Squid was once thought to be a monster of the sea. The giant squid is approx 60ft long (size of a trailer) And its eyeball is 16 inches in diameter (size of a large beachball) And our eyeball is less than 1 inch in diameter (smaller than a golfball). Its no wonder it made da headlines! Monster-of-the-Sea!!! Whoa!

#2 The elephant's trunk is its nose. And it consists of thousands n thousands of muscles. And the 'nose' is as useful as the human arm. Like duh. "The hand tht smells" And they can either use it as a shower nozzle or a 'straw' to drink..... And THIS i didnt know: BABY ELEPHANTS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE THEIR TRUNKS FOR YEARS BEFORE THEY CAN FULLY HANDLE IT. I thought it was natural. Wow, im enlightened.

#1 If a human is as tall as a giraffe, tht means he's 3 times taller than an average man. And if a human's tongue as long as a giraffe's then he'd b able to clean his ears with his tongue! Eeeww again, but true. See the giraffe's long long neck? It consists of only 7 bones, just like d human's neck. Hmm is tht why giraffes have such a small head? And if yre a giraffe.. da longest neck would be da most attractive! Hmm..

Oh well, just being restless. Ciaoz.

Nobody really understands why i consider myself evil, let alone call myself Miss Evil.

Mic says:
Why is ur nick Miss Evil?
Miss Evil says:
Bcoz im evil la.
Miss Evil says:
Muahahaha... Scared or not?
Mic says:
No.
Miss Evil says:
WHY?!
Mic says:
U are FAR from evil... Haha
Miss Evil says:
I AM EVIL!
Mic says:
Ok ok, but im not scared..
Mic says:

Miss Evil says:
Y'll see, y'll see...

Argh. Underestimated. As usual. When will anyone take me seriously for once? Its abt time u guys changed yr mind!

My grandma and grandaunt was annoying me as usual this morning. Oh they have to treat me like crap just becoz i wasnt a grand'son'. Sometimes i feel like punching them on their noses! But i didnt. Not a wise move. It will only make things worse tmr.

I was going out with Ken and Luke for lunch. I was getting ready n all. And as i was goin to da front door to get my flipflops i casually pulled da main power switch up and *poooof* everything went off. No aircon, no fan, no tv, no nothing. My grandma n grandaunt went "KANASAI!!" They thought it was just another power failure. I laughed to myself n left thru the side gates. Wahaahaha.

And i felt no guilt at all. Tht was for messing with me. They shld have known tht thr would be a price to pay. But no, they chose to underestimate me. Hah! Go on and underestimate me! I would be eating icecream in an airconditioned restaurant n they would just hafta bear with da heat. Wahahaha. Wahahahahahahahaa.

I came home and switched da main power on again. Went to my room and started working on da History Building List. And thr came da noise again..
"Weiii... (My family calls me Wei) Go to da market to get two packets of Soya bean for us now."

Darn. They could differentiate THT soya bean from da rest so thrs no way i could get it somewhr else. And it was da 4th time they made me go to da market today to get totally unnecessary stuff. WHy cant they just drink da Soya bean in da refrigerator? Arghh.

Nvm go with da flow...go with da flow... Im tired of arguing. So i went to da market. Walked to da soya bean stall and asked for two packets of soya bean. SEPARATE DA SUGAR SYRUP. Wahaha. Those 2 women cant take anythin without sugar. But they didnt mention it in their orders just now. Wahaha. Like i care!

So i went home n left da drinks on da dining table and nicely went out to see my exclassmate with da sugar syrup. Any complaints would be dealt with later. NO guilt, no nothing. Told ya thr would be a price to pay! Wahaha. Wahahahahaha. Wahahahahahhahahhahaha.

Oh well, now im home. And they went out before i came back. My cousin G told me they didnt want da drinks anymore bcoz they were tasteless. I told G all my evil doings and he laughed until kena stroke or something.

"Unbelievable, i always thought u were an angel!"
"Wahahaha.. Told u im not tht nice!"
"Oh well, yre still an angel.. With horns!"
I gave him a wink.
"Wht a disguise."

Wahahahahahhahaaaa. The satisfaction of vengeance.

And oh, did i tell u G and i are nicely sipping the two packets of soya bean? With da sugar syrup, of coz..

Wahahahahaahahhahahaaaa.

I am looking forward to da rest of the day. Lets get creative.

Wahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaa.

Valentines for me was a plate of Tomyam Spaghetti in Old Asia One Utama and a bowl of tongshui in da SS2 KTZ.

Thr goes another Valentines...

Weeeeeee!

kwokkeong just came and left. he came to take da environmental science analysis which is due 10am later. i can barely lift a finger or hold up my eyelid any longer.....

i hate environmental science...
i hate BQsssss.....
i hate corrupted files.......

if it wasnt for them, i'd b in Mr Chiew's Construction 2 in ten minutes. but im gonna skip college today, coz i stayed up all night to save the darn corrupted BQ files. and i really really really hate numbers! hate hate hate hate hate!

and so im now announcin tht im goin to bed in half a minute, so pls pls pls stay outta my way. i wont b nice today.

Okay SOMEONE just hinted tht i should be updating my blog by now. Tht 'someone': yknow who you are. Haha.

Whts new?

Jia has left to Sydney. Everythin seems like a blur. It seemed only yesterday tht she told me, "Eh Livee, we learn belly dancing together bfore i leave la." "Got time meh?" "Aiyar, dont worry. Still got more than a mth la.." "Haha okay!" But we never went for any belly dancing classes. And she's already gone. So soon. Gosh. And the Crying Marathon begun.. Sigh! Jia I MISS YOU!

And then thrs da exhibition. In PWTC. We had only 2 days notice to complete a life-size model of display rack. So we had to put all assignments aside to stay back in da studio to complete it. Hmmph. And so i had to stay up all night to finish da assignments! Mr Tony better keep his promise and take us out for a nice dinner!!!!!

Anyway thr are so many movies out thr, but so little time! I want but havent watched:
1. Constantine.
2. Shall We Dance.
3. Seoul Raiders.
4. Quill (International Screens)
Hmmph.. still day dreaming la! Might as well just buy da DVD.

Okayla, Environment Science time. DArn, ciaoz.

I am very fond of abbreviations. "Keep it short n sweet," I say, everytime someone asks me (nicely) why i abbreviate almost everythin long enough to be abbreviated.

I was just tellin my fren I am doin my ES assignment (ES for Environmental Sci) and tht i have already completed my BM in my Semester 2 (BM for Building Materials)

"Hah? U got BM in coll? Wht for?"
"Ya why not?"
"Why so stupid one? I tot all in English?"
"Ya in English wht!"
"BM in English? U sleep-talking again ah?"
"Yalah! ENGLISH!"
"Bahasa Malaysia in English?!?!!!!!"
"AIyor... Building Materials in English laaaa!"

"Ehh Livee, why u need to shortform everything ahh?"
"For fun."
"Why? U got gold in yr saliva a?"
"No ark!"
"Ish, then dont confuse ppl la. EIther u say it in full, or u say nothin at all."
"Cis okay then i shaddap lorrrrrrrrrr!"

And i realize tht im not alone. Malaysians, in general, love abbreviations. Look at our towns. From KL (which can mean Kuala Lumpur or Kuala Langat) to PD (Port Dickson, definitely) to JB (Johor Bharu) to KK (Kota Kinabalu or Kuala Kangsar). Everythin is abbreviated. So whts wrong with my ES and my BM! It can b confusing, yes. But we're talkin in different contexts wht! Whr got Bahasa Malaysia in college one?! Common sense laaaa! Hmmph.

Isnt it common sense tht when a Malaysian says ABC, it means he wants a bowl of delicious ice-cold Ais Batu Campur - not American Born Chinese? And when someone says GH, it means General Hospital - not Genting Highlands! Right? (THen isnt it obvious tht i wasnt tryin to say Bahasa Malaysia?!)

Then thr is this abbreviation tht even little kids down da street will know. Sometimes, if u ask too much, or bother too much, u suddenly become a KPC (for Kay Poh Chee) DOnt deny. Dont pretend u dont know. Everyone is involved in this abbreviation craze. Everyone! Everyone everyone everyone! *Points at you in defence of myself*

SO here's some abbreviations tht may be pretty new to you. Simplified guide for efficient conversations (OR for speaking to me):
LKP - Lou Ku Poh (Cantonese of Spinster)
MIL - Mother In Law.
DFA - Desperate For Attention.
CGM - Chap Goh Meh.
W (with hand gestures, show u if u ask me in person) - Whtever!
C (with hand gestures) - Childish!
S (with hand gestures) - Shaddap!
B - Bodoh!
CH - Cheong Hay.
PM - Pasar Malam.
TF^2 (pronounced Tee Eff square) - Tou Fu Fah.
KO - Kopi O.
AH - Audrey Hepburn.
ZJ - Zeta Jones. As in Catherin Zeta Jones.
SM - Specialist Maths.
ES - Environmental Science.
BM - Building Materials.
DT - Design Theory.

Okayla okayla, hafta admit some are quite stewpid. But whts wrong with AH n ZJ when everyone calls Jennifer Lopez JLo?

But then again thr are some reversed ones, like FCUK. (Using da same theory of calling MNG Mango) I call it FuCuk sometimes, just to make it sound abit 'PM'. Wahaha so French Connection isnt tht cool after all!

Lets admit it, Malaysians do have a penchant for shortenin things tht take up too much time, or waste too much energy! So why do you like to abbreviate? Cant gimme an answer? Then stop askin me if thrs gold in my saliva! (Im just one of da thousands of lazy ones, hehee.)

No more coffee at 3a.m. No more eye bags.
No more crits. No more submissions.
No more tests. No more exams.
No more take away buns.
No more canned Milo.
No more teachers. No more lecturers.
No more textbooks.
No more handouts.
No more grades.
No more curfews.
I am free.
Now I rule.
This is my world.

Yeah right, what was i thinking?!

Taking sips of my coffee, staring at the black liquid staring back at me.
The coffee is gone.
But i will still be here
Fighting for my dreams.
I still hold on
I still choose to believe
There must be fairies in my coffee!!!!

RIGHT?

"The greatest harm can result from the best intentions."
~Stone of Tears

"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead."-Bertrand Russell

"Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever do they forgive them."

“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.”

Someday "tomorrow" will leave you with nothing but a life filled with empty yesterdays

A sad thing about life is
When you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that
It was never bound to be and you just have to let go.

For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible. - John & Lyn St Clair, ‘Eyes of the Beholder’

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway." Eleanor Roosevelt

“Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.” Eric Hoffe


*Credits to Ken Seong. His top ten fave quotes.*